Your bathroom smells wonderful,
and I can't imagine all the terrible things,
that usually go on in bathrooms, happening here.
Your bathroom smells lovely,
and I can't picture people hunched over the white bowl,
emptying their stomachs of sticky-smelling
pancakes and bourbon.
Your bathroom smells sweet,
and I can't believe anyone would ever come in here,
and pull down their pants to deface it,
with foul-smelling waste that their bodies didn't want.
Your bathroom smells of flowers and candy,
and I can't foresee someone coming in here, to
release the sharp-smelling urine
that comes from our genitals
when we've had too much coffee.
Your bathroom smells so good,
I can't believe you stink so much.